The design is very human
Sparky
Sorry for scaring developers
Norwegian proot with a taste for shitposting
Deeply sorry for my photoshop creations
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's something people use the internet for that can be done just as easily offline?
3·9 months agoCalculators. Why use the Google calculator, when there’s one pre-installed in every device you own.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you have a TV in your 2006 Toyota Corolla? Why / Why not?
9·9 months agoOh I remember my dad’s Toyota having them in the seat headrests. The screens were pretty crappy since the connection was over composite
I’ve always wondered what the fuck that creature was, and now I’m terrified that these things actually exist. Thanks kind stranger :3
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Funny@sh.itjust.works•Americans will use anything other than the metric system
20·10 months agoIt’s probably some stupid way of describing it’s inertia
Ok so what’s up with germany and pickles? I’ve seen non stop posts containing them for the better half of a year now, and Im still confused.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I've written a keylogger. It now quacks
5·10 months agoThat’s why you install it on someone else’s pc :)
I still get flashbacks from when I had to use that in school instead of something like fusion 360
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the worst or weirdest injury you've seen in real life?
3·11 months agoAbout 3 years ago, I was looking for emeralds at a closed emerald mine when I had the brilliant idea of hitting a random rock with my pickaxe. Turns out the rock was harder than the pickaxe, so a piece of the metal broke off and flew into my finger. I was 10s of hours away from any hospitals, and the metal curved around the bone of my finger, so I had to take my dad’s camping knife and cut the thing out. This was at a camping spot, so I had running water, but it wasn’t easy.
Oh no not the bed sheets
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are some of your online shopping alternatives to major storefronts like Amazon (for physical items or digital)?
2·11 months agoAren’t pretty much all storefronts searchable, or is it a Europe thing?
I shop primarily local and find stores with ddg/Google/Google maps. I live in a country where Amazon doesn’t exist, and shipping takes at least 3-7 days, so I’ve always bought stuff from local stores. Of course not everything is sold in a physical store, for which you’ll probably have to use ebay.
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Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•my drier's manual references animals to convey how the machine should sound during ordinary operation
18·11 months agoWhoa that’s a super nice way of telling the user how different parts of the drier should sound. A+++ for this execution. I can see that they take right to repair pretty seriously (at least for diagnostics)
I live in a country that doesn’t care about piracy and has super strong protections for people who pirate, but i’d imagine i would be in deep trouble if i lived in a different country. I don’t download that much, but i do seed my entire jellyfin library with no speedcaps. Here’s this month’s upload stats for my network

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Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•One of my chickens laid a tiny egg
3·1 year agoSize doesn’t matter. It’s how you use it
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Pirates of Lemmy, how many torrents are in your queue that are just stuck?
3·1 year agoI use soulseek too.








This reminds me of that one clip from that movie where a loose log from a truck skewers a driver.