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Could it be “Prayer”?

If you know what season it’s in, you can try looking up the soundtrack for that season and seeing what sticks out as a possible answer.

No Anchovies, Please

Thanks For The Pepperoni

And even if you could, you’d get RFKitis

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The same only thing we’ve had to look forward to every night, Pinky: the next installment in an entertainment media franchise

Yes? That’s why I called it a bot and said I participated simply because I had to for the application

Reminds me of this bot convo I had to participate in for a job app earlier this year. Wow it’s so important what brand of hand drills I used

Be related to the boss

I yam what I yam

Natalism?

I think of all superstitions as being a microcosmic form of fascism in a way, in that the mouthpiece of the supernatural is the one dictating the rules of right and wrong and what can transcend reality.

I will live in a pod

I will eat the bugs

So many of OP’s post titles (including on their apparent alts) are weird generic questions that are fishing for engagement. They don’t seem to even “get” all the jokes they share. I’m not quite sure what their objective is, apart from maybe posting content for the sake of content to grow Lemmy/communities. It feels a lot like Facebook pages spamming generic content to grow an audience and then shifting to advertising a product and/or pushing propaganda.

Other dating/hookup apps already have that, albeit (some? all?) behind a paywall

I thought this was a platypus at first

I joined after Reddit’s API changes with that site’s willful negligence of its bot infestation on my mind. If the bar for “this account looks like a human” is raised by human users individualizing themselves more, then that requires more effort on bot makers to disguise their bots as people. Accounts look less bot-like with personalities, particularly those which are neither stereotypically normal nor a caricature of a few base traits. With my “The Son of Man” profile picture, as well as my profile description that is all three of esoteric, farcical, and personal, I wanted to be just the right amount of weird while also subtly (and perhaps subconsciously) commentating on the potentiality of Lemmy eventually falling victim to bot plagues as it grows. Despite all of this, I’ve since come across another user with the same profile picture (with a different level of zoom) who also happened to have the same cake day.

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There are a number of idioms that MythBusters tested, some of which were disproven and some of which were confirmed/plausible.

It is easy to punch out of a paper bag.

10 pounds of poop will not fit in a 5-pound bag.

People can easily recognize the backs of their own hands.

Taking candy from a baby is not as easy as it sounds.

People may literally get cold feet when they are scared/timid.

If poop hits a fan it can indeed create a large mess.

You can teach an old dog new tricks.

With an enormous amount of force, it is possible to literally knock someone’s socks off.

In a race, it is not literally better to hit the ground running.

You can polish poop.

Shooting fish in a barrel is fairly easy; the shock wave from a bullet can be enough to kill the fish.

A bull in a china shop will actively avoid hitting the shelves.

A rolling stone truly gathers no moss.

Finding a needle in a haystack is difficult, even with modern technology.

[EDIT: a couple of other idioms not in the idiom section of the link.

It is possible to make a balloon out of lead.

It is not possible to herd cats.

A goldfish’s memory is not limited to three seconds.

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