The English language still backs it up. If you fall, you are falling. Simply because there is an ing missing from the text of a thing not said in the joke doesn’t mean that the joke doesn’t work. On top of that there’s the whole part of how the DM is God in a game, not the DMG or the rule book.

You didn’t ruin anything. Just weirdly pedantic for no reason

A thousand times yes

We might be lmao

DOES MY GAYDAR TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT HOW TO GET BACK TO CIVILIZATION.

FUCK.

Okay this i s my favorite one out of this thread by a fucking mile

I’m at work at the moment but I’ll stop by with a compilation after work! Our group has a bunch and some audio clips that id love to share with people!

Okay. I’m still reading the rest but I just want to say that ‘The Church of Randy Savage’ might be one of the best things I’ve ever fucking heard.

You and apparently everyone else.

Zealot Barbarians at higher levels become immune to death to a certain extent. You can knock them down to 0 HP and they can still keep fighting. But at that point you’re at a fairly high level and level 1 spells like sleep should be completely behind you. But the zealot barbarian, despite being partially immune to death at that point, has such a low amount of HP that they’re vulnerable to the sleep spell. While killing a zealot barbarian becomes difficult in that state, you could put them to sleep with a simple level 1 spell. Their rage ends and then they’re dead.

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As the gay bard, can I have his sending stone number?

Nope, not a community I’ve ever posted in. I deleted my ST.W account in January.

To be fair, that’s a black bear and they are afraid of everything. They are pansies. They will bluff charge you and if you do nothing and just look at them they get awkward and start wandering off. You can charge them and they’ll sprint too. They just act on bear reputation but if you don’t act afraid of them they short circuit and have no idea how to respond.

Source: Everytime as a kid we went blueberry picking we had to deal with these guys. Same with going to the landfill or hunting.

I was banned from lemmy.ml for posting a meme about the fact that gay characters are removed from movies in China. Not even by a mod. By an admin. I’m not remotely surprised they’re pro-shitheap in general

Ding ding ding.

OP wants things given to him in working order without any effort on their part. He doesn’t want to work for them. Doesn’t want to hear suggestions that aren’t exactly what he wants. Lashes out at those who don’t give him what he wants.

Just a photocopy of every other low effort narcissist.

You’ve done infinitely more damage to yourself than I possibly could have. But sure.

1. You don’t study forensic psychology or criminal behavior. You have a passing interest in it and are claiming you study it but at most? You have a wikipedia level of understanding. Maybe a Grade D High school understanding.

2. You have no formal training in this field at all as you have repeatedly misused terminology of the field.

3. You’re probably a teenager given the insane amount of spelling and grammatical mistakes littered throughout this area.

4. Hilariously, you do exhibit a surprising amount of narcissistic tendencies. You get angry when people point out your mistakes, you repeatedly lash out in multiple comments instead of one because you’re riding an emotional wave, you repeatedly lie, you try to frame reality in such a way that you can bolster yourself, and you go on extreme emotional attacks when someone refutes you.

5. You’re not worth my time. Or anyones in this thread. You are just a photocopy. I’ve got better things to do than waste my time on such a low resolution imitation of a troll.

Bye!

I said i dabbled in it never said i studied it (even though i have)

Survey says that was a lie.

You are repeatedly being caught in lies and edited comments.

People who study forensic psychology don’t misuse personality disorders and generally they have the ability to spell.

Just pointing out the inconsistency.

I am a psychologist who studies criminal behavior

Riiiiiiiiiight…

Nah it isn’t a lie its just the truth but i guess yoir mind is too feeble to wrap around the concept you know we have a name for that its called narcissism .I wasn’t dismissive the first time i was just honest . And you think you were’nt hostile ? Keep living in your own bubble where you can bend the truth to satisfy your mind . Also i am a guy who tries to do anything new i am interested in .

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