Light some fireworks with the kids at 8pm, plan to do the good stuff at midnight, fall asleep at 10:30.

In the US, a jury can choose to ignore the facts, and they can not be punished for it.

Love that 30 day warranty

Seems like theres some widespread DNS problems again today

Please sign my guestbook

Your mom is a funicular railway

It is what it is

Cars put horses out of business but the economy adapted

Wut

Same way we did it last time, have a world war.

Not at all, its slightly more convenient.

We played this song in high school marching band lol

FYI registering with a party affiliation is so you can vote in their closed primary election (where they pick candidates to run in the general election)

Anyone can register with any party, or none, and change their affiliation at will.

What are you on abuot

Does that make money for google when it clicks ads?

I hope you only drink room temperature tap water. Any flavor makes you a hypocrite.

JD Vance ate dog in Thailand

r/funny is leaking

So whats the time limit? I’ve been to the ocean, i just went home for a few years before going mountain climbing.

Thanks but im not chatgpt

Few players bc they invested in the big machines.

Same reason few players manufacture rocketships- its difficult and expensive