“Hey, alien planet we’ve never been on before. Let’s take our helmets off.”
“Hey our map guy got LOST inside an underground tunnel and tried to pet an alien snake and now he’s infected.”
“This medical machine is configured for men. Caesarian mode is on the left.”
I call the movie Fuckwits In Space for these and many more reasons.
An Audi TT.
FUCK Audi. Never again. Nothing but problems with that heap of shit, and repairs cost more than I paid for the car.
Cunt Rocket
Just the way grues like it.
explosion TRAILER random shocked face BEGINS dog taking a piss outside next to stuntmen NOW
Yes guys that’s why I fucking clicked it, I know how the play button works you idiots!
People have definitely suffered from strokes before
This thread is fucking awesome and I’m gonna try lots of these.
My Ukranian mate showed me the ways of vegeta. No, not the anime character, the seasoning. Put that shit on fried eggs and never look back.
Actually you can add it to lots of stuff. But eggs were the first thing I experienced it with.
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Not with month-old tortillas, unless they’ve been frozen!
It’s about the only place where you could post a photo of a houseplant or something equally random, and people will reply asking why it’s not running fucking Linux.
Then don’t post.
Fucking CONSTANTLY. I did eventually beat it though.
I Wanna Be The Guy: The Movie: The Game
If you know, you know.
“Fluffy’s Intimate Massage and Car Wash, you’re speaking with Fluffy, how can I help?”
Shit Parking.
If you’re driving a 2 ton metal box and can’t have the spatial awareness to fit it into a large rectangle, you shouldn’t be on the road.