“We work hard and play hard” makes my skin crawl. Also, had a manager who would describe every situation with a war analogy. Sorry Bob, this is Finance, we’re not literally killing each other. Take it down a notch.

I ran with the bulls in Spain. The drunk people around me were more dangerous.

Been getting into Snapped Ankles and High Vis lately. Also, been enjoying Warmduscher. Snapped Ankles needs a North American tour. Are you listening? 😁

I was making the most innocuous comments in Reddit and getting banned. I finally gave up and here I am. #RedditRefugee

Reddit Refugee. Thanks!

Raging asshole.

Dogs don’t even know they are dogs.

I think it’s an important time and should be available to any working American without exception. When my first child was born, I remember asking HR about paternity leave and their deadpan response was “how many vacation days do you have?” Disgusting.