I feel represented.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
I feel represented.
Gorillas throwing that poop emoji 💩 everywhere
41, software dev, kids, marriage, punk/metal/hiphop, center to left politically, video games, Halloween enthusiast, scale RC trucks, Rams fan, love nerdy things, comics, ninja turtles, X-Men, Legos, theme parks, a good poop.
Made this a while ago https://youtube.com/shorts/4A1nisJxKm8?si=55qps-K-eGIt-F0l
CPEUI-20102: It’s working but still clean up to do.
I’ll never get time to do that “clean up”
G I loves this movie and I totally forgot! This is perfect.
Lol I like the macho man in there
Lol. I want to see a short 15 minute serious horror drama movie about this happening. Having the song playing ironically as all hell breaks loose.
Free repec my self. Want to take all the work I put into my current career and relocate it somewhere else.
I was fully prepared for the experience from my teens. My first thought was “that loaded way too fast.”
Well that’s some thorny insight.
60k student debt that I can’t afford to lay
Roll me into operating room. Think it was an IV drip, I was pretty scared. They are nice and talking to me about random stuff. They let me.knownthey are going to give me something to put me out. I feel a nice little high for a second. They ask me one more question and… Boom I’m in recovery talking gibberish to a nice lady telling her I miss my wife. No pain yet, but I felt physically uncomfortable. I could tell someone had been digging around in my guts. Was so happy to see my wife when she came in. They said I took a while to regain consciousness. I guess they wanted me fully coherent before letting her see me. Anyway, the whole going under was easy. Felt like… Nothing.
The pain meds, that sucked. I thought I could just stop talking them once I felt like the pain was gone. Whoa, it felt scary. Like a hallucination without seeing anything. I cut them in half and slowly backed off.
Nice try, Spez! Get outta here! Go on, get!
I failed D.A.R.E and they made me watch the ceremony of all the other kid’s graduations. I just wasn’t interested in drugs.
Skins for winamp!
“Bro, do you wanna throw down or what?!”
[Proceeds to shit pants]