If, when you’re born, you don’t choose to be rich, that messes you up forever.

Pronounced Janer, I assume.

The dog gains control of the dog. I understand.

Gotta warp space-time to get a few minutes more sleep

If the shirt isn’t xl, I can’t raise my hands without showing my belly.

Also if the shirt is bigger than L, I’m swimming in it.

… They typed “make all” by themselves? Nice. I usually use a script to do that.

Wled is great for the ones around all the time, xlights/fpp if you want anything orchestrated. (Warning: it, like most hobbies, is a money sink)

I have a set of outdoor lights that stay outdoors, that are programmable, so they are always seasonal/holiday/birthday related. Indoors we do Halloween, Christmas, Easter, and I’m sure others

That and live. I’m sure just living will annoy some people.

I would accept “I work for the team that tries to detect ad blockers on YouTube, and slow down the process with bureaucracy.”

Aquarium today, cards against humanity tomorrow.

We have dice from them, the funny shaped dice are great to look at, terrible to stack

I have that problem with glasses. 56-17-140 glasses seem to fit well enough right now. But the options are limited.

That’s unfair to BMW drivers. Those don’t come standard with turn signals.

You have an app? You’re saying I’ve been following them around for no reason?

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I currently leave a bunch of candy on my front steps, most kids really only take 1-3, and I’m out with my kid, so whatever. We check on the camera a few times a night, and if it’s empty, we reroute and refill it. This year, Capri Sun and chips have been a big hit.

Jell-O cubes. Unpackaged.

Dark thought for a D&D group: How much of a Phoenix do you think you need to keep for it to respawn?

A medium rare Phoenix might be interesting. Though you’d have to work really hard not to burn it, else you get a baby Phoenix.

Many early generation Pokemon might be delicious. I don’t want to eat any steel type Pokemon.