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The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in
The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in
My Cherry Blues: I’M DOING MY PART
Αυτό είναι το αστείο
This is the joke
I find that I think about the Byzantine Empire more often than the Roman Empire
Lawful good at home.
Laptop and two horizontal monitors at work. Is that lawful neutral good or neutral good lawful?
Personally, I think it’s probably neutral awful - one is HDMI and the other is VGA.
I mean, look at the eyes of the CEO - if he was featured in a Unity game, he’d have “DEAD INSIDE” painted on him in indie developer blood.
Angel kinda did it in most seasons, but with a more “demonic law firm” angle.
I think Socrates would say “Why are you asking the question in the first place?”
My dad told me that walnuts were owl eggs.
He got in trouble when I stole all the walnuts in the house and wrapped them in nose tissues to keep them warm so they would hatch and I would have baby owls.
Butterfly Guy: Is this teenagers?
Are you reading a translation, perhaps? In my English version of the book, he does not scratch “KASPAR” on the coach, he scratches “MR PUNCH”.
This is a dual-layered reference. First, Mr Punch refers to Punch and Judy, a puppet show that originated in Italy in the late 1600s but was also popular in the Victorian era.
The basic premise of Punch and Judy is that Punch punches his wife Judy a lot, along with everyone else he encounters. It is considered to be “low” or “slapstick” humour, and it’s “funny” because it’s puppet violence in the style of the Three Stooges.
Dodger would definitely have known about Punch and Judy. Charles Dickens had this to say about Mr. Punch:
In my opinion the street Punch is one of those extravagant reliefs from the realities of life which would lose its hold upon the people if it were made moral and instructive. I regard it as quite harmless in its influence, and as an outrageous joke which no one in existence would think of regarding as an incentive to any kind of action or as a model for any kind of conduct. It is possible, I think, that one secret source of pleasure very generally derived from this performance… is the satisfaction the spectator feels in the circumstance that likenesses of men and women can be so knocked about, without any pain or suffering.
The other layer to this is that Pratchett’s friend Neil Gaiman wrote a graphic novel in 1994 called Mr. Punch, about a homicidal puppet.
Edit: I just realized there is another, more literal layer to this reference. A diplomat could be called a puppet, whose strings are pulled by their home government, and a puppet who hurts people would definitely be like Mr. Punch.
Scratching it on the diplomat’s coach, which would go out in public, would be like scratching it on a car with a key - a public humiliation, along with property damage.
When you buy a new iPhone, is the location tracking “Find My” feature enabled by default, or do you need to turn it off if you don’t want your phone to upload other people’s location data to Apple while draining your battery?
Just wait until you hear about how AirTags work:
Apple AirTags emit a Bluetooth signal that anonymously connects to any nearby device active within Apple’s Find My network (any iPhone after iPhone 11 with “Find My” enabled). The AirTag’s location is triangulated based on the strength of the Bluetooth signal sent to those third-party devices.
Your AirTag’s location information is uploaded to the cloud and pinned on a map for easy reference.
According to Exodus, it has 4 trackers and requires 68 permissions.
It can also be configured to report the location of the phone it’s installed on to another Microsoft account holder, as well as what apps the person is using and how long they’re using them.
if I go out in the public, I wear a cricket box.
They said protect your privacy, not your privates.
Yeah, those people and icons from the fifties were all totally fine. Here’s a list of some people who died from throat or esophageal cancer or heart attacks caused by smoking (which causes blood clots) or emphysema:
There were a few efforts in datahoarders to archive stuff before July 1st. I believe the correct search term to find them would be “redarc”.
Here’s one project: https://github.com/Yakabuff/redarc
Used Thinkpad with upgraded screen and retrofitted classic keyboard = perfection.
I heard that he wanted to get Officer Thomson and his lamp on the case, but the request form was incomplete.