Somebody needs to erase Huffman.

No thanks, I’ve already eaten.

Wow! No one told me that I have Taiwanese citizenship as well!

So we exist in both places at once?!!!

Has China ever tried, like, not being an authoritarian shithole?

Aquaman 2.

Never heard of her. Haven’t read a Spider-Man comic for decades. The point is, no one else has ever heard of her either.

She can get her own movie or whatever but this has nothing to do with Spider-Man.

I mean, we just sit around all day putting together random names that are vaguely spider-related but it doesn’t mean it then automatically has anything to do with Spider-Man.

‘SPINNARET-NOSE’ ‘EIGHT-EYED-ARSEHOLE’ ‘KING FLY SUCKER’

Do they get their own part of the spider-universe?!?!

Where’s Mel Brooks when you need him?

His take on Dune would be amazing.

Wasn’t this just a movie for furrys to get off on?
Why is it being encouraged?

I’ve never heard of Madame Web and it has nothing to do with Spider-Man.

There’s only Spider-Man, and that’s it.

Nothing against female leads.

What the hell has this got to do with Spider-Man?!?!

TIL that a Roman gladiator invented a global electrical power distribution network two thousand years or so ago.

Edit: Thanks for putting it back.

Uh, yeah thanks. C’est la vie.

Very kind of you but the fact remains for me that the shadow of this relationship follows me everywhere and I can’t let it go or forgive myself for destroying it. No counselling will help. It is what it is.

I understand that our lives are brief and pointless. The only magic is what we create in our own heads, sometimes dangerously. I don’t claim to be special or demand the universe unwind back 30 years to fix it. She’s moved on. I haven’t. It’s pathetic on my part, but there it is. TBH I’d rather we had kept going and destroyed each other, or she cheated on me or pretty much anything else except what actually happened.

Bah.

I’d agree but it was my fault. I broke up with her in an impulsive ADHD spaz. And then I didn’t try hard enough to get her back. I felt maybe if I respected her boundaries she’d allow me back in her life but it never happened. I should’ve tried harder to communicate.

So nope! It’s all self-hatred from here on down. Plus the turtles.

Thanks. It’s a nice thought but I honestly don’t deserve happiness. I thought I was ok for a day or so, but actually not.

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They learned a lot from the Nazis.

Sorry I missed the funeral part earlier.

I still don’t think balloons or fire lanterns are in any way responsible.

Paper boats are generally ok as they breakdown pretty quickly.

Yeah… balloons end up in the sea and frequently turtles eat them thinking that their jellyfish. Dead sea turtles have been found stuffed full of plastic bags and balloons.

Paper lanterns end up setting things on fire far away.

Could you perhaps stop the magical disposable up-in-air thinking and do something else? Like write wishes on pieces of bark and hide them in a forest to break down harmlessly?