Asking the real questions.

Now that’s just too nice. I like to start with a slight insult just to make sure people know where they stand.

Sup, bozo?

Organisms shooting DNA at each other to make babies, I find it offensive!

ooowwwee owwwwee oooooo

Yeah I love being told by the auto mechanics I work with that they know more about the climate and weather than someone who has a PHD in climatology. I like to bring up how much they like it when someone comes in and tells them how to do their job - that’s exactly what they are doing. Leave the expertise to the experts, morons.

They are definitely tall

Hell yeah brutther I’m riding a Yamaha Super Tenere, gave up the liter bike after thinking OP’s same question, here’s a picture on some trails I had no business being on with those tires.

I like riding my motorcycle

Sure officer, he blew a 1.2 BAC but he weighs 1000lbs!

Generation Kill, The Sopranos, The Wire, Band of Brothers

the Chinese government did it to those

too late.