Neck beards never work

I’d have to say ‘So Whatever’ by Nicole337

As of late my mind keeps going back to the time my dad was punishing us and made my older brother do wall squats in front of us and hold the position until my brother started to cry (I think we were around 10 yrs old at the time) then told us siblings to look at our brother and told us that he is a pussy

Pineapple? Don’t insult the burger like that

Good. Fuck them intel macs

Thanks for hearing me out, I really needed that. Have a good rest of your day broski

My main point that I would like to get across here: my back muscles > your mom

Please note that there is no part of this were the two are equal.

My back muscles are bigger than your mom

I first had an old (forgot which year) Dell Latitude:

Endgame is the end of the MCU. After endgame disney pished out too much MCU shit and ruined it. They should’ve stopped at endgame and not try to make many shows that also factor into the overall MCU. Some may argue that this problem was already too much before endgame premiered. That is a valid argument.

You shouldn’t have kids. And if your husband does want kids he should find someone other than you and start a family with them.

You do not have to be a genius to be a great chess player. Also, thats not how you properly set up the board.

I don’t think it bad to still enjoy their music. If the music is good then its good regardless if the author is good or not. I understand not wanting to support them however. So though I don’t think its bad to still listen to them I understand how others fell differently

Im not very familiar with bluesky and whats going on there (I know the basis of what it is but thats all). Why the hate with bluesky?

They ssh into your mom

I remember working retail and having angry customers tell me to go to college and do something with my life when they didn’t get their way. Little did they know that I, like a majority of the workers there my age, were in college and just working a summer job. Some people are just dicks and my experience in retail has shown me that anyone 50+ yrs old is most likely to be an asshole for no reason. Idk why but the older generation here in the US is full of self-centered cunks.

Im listening

I took part in getting my family kicked out of a Barnes & Noble once. My brothets and I ran around without our shirts on and were yelling. We were caught by staff and they found our parents and told us to leave. Our parents were in a business meeting and were not happy about it.

Hes just trying to be a cat. Let a kitty be a kitty

Edit: the stache is adorable

I use mans natural thermometer. It has never failed me. I am also to broke to afford a real one