I love that his face is nothing but murder thinking about all the things he’s going to do to you for this.

Gosh, is there any area where we’re not Number 1?

One by Ryan Murphy, one by Dateline and then some 3rd choice.

Yes and I wish I hadn’t. What a waste of potential and life all those years were.

There’s no discernible benefit to this stuff for you mentally or physically so why go near it?

Sounds like you’ve seen the worst conservatives have to offer.

It’s sad because there are perfectly sane and decent conservatives all around who aren’t out to break the whole system or aggravate you. They just want lower taxes/regulation.

Sick.

Everyone is tired of hearing about vegans. Whatever you want to do in your own bedroom is your business. The end.
You’re now only allowed to eat in the bedroom. Don’t ask me, I don’t make up the rules.

Still the best driver in any other state.

I’ve always thought it was just rich people making sure they had laborers.

First the Batmobile lost its wheel.

What if one’s name is Cujo?

These are the worst Skyrim/Bethesda perk effect double-sided sword tradeoffs ever.

Those in hospice really don’t pull that hard on the leash.

Or, more likely, Claude will launch them.

I use an AI Bot as my attorney. Things are super awkward.

Crazy reveal. I used to do this until my neighbor got this bright porch light that shines in my window and now I have blackout curtains. I devised so many vengeance plots before plodding down to Ikea like an adult and buying the rods/blackout curtains.

7-11 was a Part Time JOB!

What if someone else on the list dies before my designated time. Does the list reset?

Depends on its mood and the day, really.