Chewy and fuckface in the morning.
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My favorite is friends who bullshit and call each other gay. At one point the comedian was that way. He just huffed his own farts so long he liked the smell.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Many were desensitized by the early, totally unmoderated internet.English
4·30 days agoGadafi getting knife fucked and killed in that crowd was a big one too.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is your least favourite thing about the fediverse or lemmy?
3·1 month agoI will follow your example, savvy shit poster
Yep. By the time you have the big defensive fight in act 2 she was sailing around and causing radiant explosions everywhere she went.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL children's author Shel Silverstein had sex with hundreds and possibly thousands of women and frequently visited the Playboy mansionEnglish
1·1 month agoOh man. Shel was an artist that’s for sure lmao
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•smart people can admit mistakes and apologizeEnglish
10·1 month agoMike birnigglia is a top tier shitpost name
Reminds me of the time I hit Ctrl h on my dad’s computer and found out he was into sbbw.
Theyve got it worse but still, you wish you could go to the grave not knowing.
RIP
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL there are therapy horses.English
12·2 months agoThere are!
They don’t have to be mini either.
Have seen them do a lot of good for people with Alzheimer’s. They are healing creatures.
This one was more. I get it’s the hackneyed ass response. But they had to know how good it was.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's your favourite historical photo and why?
13·3 months agoHad never seen that one. Powerful.
Why is my safe open
No bongrips was harder than I wanted to say out loud :(
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldto
Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.works•A very gradually alarming postEnglish
13·3 months agoMultiple nose exhales.
Printers exist to spite you. They are chaotic machines.
I thought it was just me. Finding out as I progress in IT, no. They’re all cunts.
And if the printers are listening you’re not a cunt. (Please keep working)
Edit: they fucking heard. The admin sharp gave me so much trouble today. Work on one machine not on another. Generic error. Adding via IP or wifi or wired. Im sorry printers I didn’t mean it. Y r u this way
Edit 2: it was the port
Patrice o Neal having a character in wktt gta4 radio is one of my faves. Those were so funny at the time
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World News@lemmy.world•German bank heist: Thieves use drill to steal €30m from savings bankEnglish
83·3 months agoWith a fucking looney tunes drill.
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