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Cake day: August 8th, 2023

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  • Gravity indeed.

    Comedian Fred Berry, the guy who played Rerun from “What’s Happening”, came with headliner Pauly Shore at a stand-up show in my hometown back in like 2000. Famous for his high voice, high energy, and red beret - he accidentally walked right off the frontend of the stage mid-set. He was portly, so it wasn’t graceful. He continues the rest of his set in the pit until he introduces Pauly on stage – to which Pauly books it top speed and jumps in after him.
    MC: Would you 2 fools get outta there!
    Pauly: No. We like down here!
    Rerun: We’ve accepted our fate. It’s closer to hell down here.
    Pauly: Trust me, I’d be easier if you just bring everyone into the pit.


  • In a parallel universe… DOGE Musk deploys his cybernavy in a attempt to blockade the Strait of Hormuz. A flotilla of teslas was dropped into the waters only to immediately burst into flames due to the salt water. A 2nd wave of cars stationed on a base in Egypt sympathetically started smoking. “They were fully-automated and remoted-in and we couldn’t turn them off without a forced uptdate”, said reassigned Space Force baseman. Musk sent a recall patch to the surviving smoldering fleet. The cars (including 14,211 unrelated privately-owned teslas) started self-driving to the nearest Tesla repair dealership located in Tallahassee, Florida… from Egypt. An estimated loss of 111 trillion dollars is estimated, but experts officially stopped counting and just declared the entire Tesla brand defunct. 15 years later rusty empty cars encrusted with barnacles are still reported pulling into dealerships that have long since turned into vacant lots or Taco Bells.



  • Cats exist entirely inside their own universe. Merely visibly cohabitating in ours as a one-off domesticated chimera from a larger lineage - sentinels of themselves, holders of cat knowledge, and sources of allergy. I guess it is because we are on their terms for answers of why. And why not – we have the 'nip!