Southern Brazil.

B-Tree burgers.

In my boyfriend’s hometown they used to have this restaurant that served this thing called a hubcap burger

And it was indeed, wide enough to be the hubcap of a car, while being basically flat.

Bloody pegasi

Mr. Beast

Twitter

I never used twitter, but even before Musk took over it was ALWAYS a fundamentally negative force. Whenever its name was cited it was some shit. People fighting and wishing each other dead.

Other social media all has that, but Twitter seems to be ONLY that

I cook and clean. Then I silently cling to you and occasionally show you a meme, like a mix between a maid, a housecat, and a social media feed.

Ever since I switched from text to voice I feel like my characters lost some of their… Verbosity.

But last night I bon-mot-ed a minotaur (as my ascended animal swash-bard unicorn) by saying “Oooh, a fellow hooved creature! … Sorry about your appearance, fella.”

And rolled a crit.

And it felt awesome. Playing Swashbard is awesome.

It’s a quote from a YouTube person (Liam, of the old Super Best Friends channel)

… Edited atop an actual GBA magazine advert cuz that’s funny.

In terms of technology? Sure. There’s projects that are considered “Fediverse” and don’t use ActivityPub.

… But the more important question isn’t if it’s “Fediverse”. Sure it is. It’s a federated network. The important question is is it part of the Indie Web, since the Fediverse started as a smaller part of the bigger indie web movement, and then the answer is a big no, because it’s a VC-owned for-profit.

The Gameboy Advance. Fuck you. It was like a mini Super Nintendo in your hand. Suck my dick. Fuck you.

Mine’s boring

Stuff related to a job I just got

No

No

But also I’m Brazilian. “The law is just a suggestion” is ingrained into the fundamental flesh of our culture. People who are sticklers for the law are setup and punchline all in one here.

Funny that

I wouldn’t have made it to adulthood without my friend circle. I’d have ragequit life long ago.

The little groupchat of funny internet nerds I built up over these past 15 years is my entire backbone.

If it’s anything to ya, Gaius Julius Caesar saw a statue of Alexander the Great and had an emotional breakdown – Alexander the Great had conquered “the entire world” (or, well, the world as ancient greeks understood it) in his 20s and Caesar was 30 going on 40, and he was “just” a Roman General. – He eventually did scorch his name into the annals of history, but he was over 45 when he did.

And like. We don’t need to be Julius Caesar or JRR Tolkienn. It is more than enough if by the age they became legends you have figured yourself out just enough to be living instead of surviving, especially if, unlike them, you didn’t get a head start by having rich parents. :P

World War 1 was a pretty shit time to be alive. Sure, his family had dosh, which probably protected him a bit.

… But when the world is going to shit (and it HAS gone to shit, many times before), it goes to shit universally.

After WW1 there was the Great Depression and a lot of people (including plenty of old money folks) lost their everything. – And right after that there were the Nazis. Y’know, the original Nazis, the ones that the current US government is trying to imitate. They seem to respawn whenever a capitalist nation is in crisis, I’m sure that’s just a coincidence.

Do not fall into the trap of “the good old days” because that is, ironically, how fascists get you. The past was awful, in different ways but awful.

But by that time he was a university professor… And had fought in the Great War.

JD Vance just existed

The pope died of cringe from experiencing Vance’s presence.

I don’t know. One of my friends in college was an astrology girl but I made a point to not ask her for details (OR tell her about the thing I learned at my internship–)

HUEHUEHUE please do NOT give stray cats and dogs handjobs.

But as the other poster said – It means “half joking”