The Castle is an awesome movie.

“Dad reckoned that fishing was 10% brain and 95% muscle. And the rest was just good luck”

Wait until you see the magic roundabout in the UK. It’s a “close your eyes, pray and hit the gas” type of place.

It’s like a giant Meccano set.

Have a M&M

Been in a pub toilet when a drunk guy came in, whipped it out half way across the room and the dirty fucker started pissing while staggering to the urinal. Just a fucken animal.

Orange juice?!!?

Ok I haven’t tried it, so I can’t knock it. What’s next, coke cola?

You put milk on cereal??

What about hot water?

And the number of severe head trauma case from cycling accidents is way down.

Dr Dre Beats?

Solid cube of antimatter. Fuck you world!

Coming home from the pub and your clothes and hair reaking of cigarette smoke

HSBC - how many times can a bank be caught laundering dirty money and still exist?

2016 - woke up and swore at the TV twice that year.

Once for brexit, and again for the US elections.

Never have I had so little faith in humanity.

That people are not wilfully stupid. The last 10 years have proved people will act against their own benefit if TV tells them to do it.

Maybe he left his shed lizard skin on top of the hard drive that caused the overheating?

More like this

Like any country there are good and bad areas.

In England. never, ever, go to Slough.

You seen deliverance?

He moved into the badlands by Liverpool in England. Might have got a job and have no time to post.

Speaking of users, whatever happened to Flyingsquid?

No fucken way cunt!