My name is Omaex Ozustrum of Erridor. You killed my father, prepare to die
Hey whatever floats your satyr
Is there a way I can ask who and what you’re talking about without coming off like
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
How do you feel about being stored in the NSA database? Personally, I’m not a fan.
You underestimate my stat roll.
This isn’t even my final form
+ 2 AC from haste? I feel like the subclass was made for it.
Bladesinger: Pathetic
It’s actually named after Butcher Pete, who was known for chopping all the women’s meat
For this concept to work you need to only be allowed one question, I reckon
What if the other one also answers they don’t know?
But does the DM have a contingency plan if someone casts Fireball?
I dunno, can’t see the Sun from inside a dungeon
I cast Planar Ally to summon The Stig
Archwizard btw
Conquest Paladin: I’m really racist
There are two Drakes but they’re both child molesters
You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Dad, loving husband and father
Petition to rename the third bar class to Barrogue.