One toke is over the line? Sweet Jesus!

Outlook.com, duh!

Of course! :)

I’m not even 16, why do I feel ancient

I don’t know if this will help you, but I think that’s pretty normal. I felt similarly at your age in some ways and in other ways I felt like a baby, depending on how I looked at things. I still feel that way and I’m twice your age! It’s weird. Growing up is weird. I feel for you. 💖

Ooh, neat! I didn’t know there was a fediverse version of Tumblr. Thanks for sharing!!

That cute little mascot is just gosh darn precious!

Hell yeah! This comment is spot-on and it totally rocks and so do you.

Oh my goodness, I’m listening to a cover of Lola by The Kinks (that repeatedly says “La la la lo-Lola,” in case you’re not familiar with it) when I saw your comment and username! What a neat coincidence.

Is your username choice a reference to that song, by any chance?

Oooh, interesting! I bet that’s yummy!

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!

Sounds like !chat@beehaw.org (hopefully I wrote that tag correctly!) would be a good fit. I hope to read about your experience there! :) It’s not a fun feeling, having something happen and wanting to tell people about it but not really having a good person/people to tell.

Chicken Parmesan for sure. or a chicken sandwich with cheese on it. BLECH!

I’m in the kitchen.
Yams everywhere.
(YAMS!)

Another favorite of mine from him is:

I’m dangerous, like a fire in a nursing home

I’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.
I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
I’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
I’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
No, wait … that’s a bad example.

Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the other ….
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
E=MC Vagina

I’ve got a present for you right here.
Actually, it’s not a present …
It’s my penis and I like to call it The Spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis!

Ooh, it IS neat! Thanks for sharing! I bet that feels nice to rub your fingers on.

It’s a link to a comment on this subject that says:

Ok, so to explain. This DID happen,literally 500m from my home :) the system was designed to store reg plate numbers and later turned to a speed camera. The stunt was done by a few students of the Technical University, it did bring the whole db down. They tried to revive it, but ultimately the boards have been dead for the past 5 years or so. Mind that this hack was performed around 7 or 8 years ago:) I can provide pics of the dead board now and exact coordinates too:)

And then later in the replies they do give the coordinates of the camera billboard thing they broke, and someone posts a Google Maps screenshot of the board at the coordinates they gave that just looks like a little digital billboard that’s turned off and is just black, and the OP confirms that it is the board they mentioned.

Hope that all makes sense; I’ve got a lot brain fog/stress brain and stuff and it felt like too much to screenshot lol

I loooove salting things most people would never salt! I love a good salt-dusted blueberry muffin. You’ve got good taste :P

Whoa! I had no idea! Thank you for sharing this information here. That’s wild

I don’t know if it’s still a thing, or how well it would work for your usages, but I used to use an Android emulator application on Windows called BlueStacks. Might be something to look into. I hope you find something that works well for you!