I came here to make the joke you already made and you made it better so I’ll just show myself out.

I don’t think Catholicism is the source of your downvotes…

Yeah, that doesn’t seem like a very effective ad campaign, but this is why the Scrape Corporation needs all the help it can get! We are terrible at marketing.

I remember me when I was a teenager: I was a dumbass.

Everybody I knew from school? Also some sort of dumbass.

I was slightly less of a dumbass at 18, but still definitely a dumbass. I think that number just gets settled on because it’s the legal age where you are considered an adult (though by actual biological standards, your brain doesn’t even finish developing until 7 years later).

Is it stupid? You bet!

That’s probably the main reason for it though. More likely than not, you’ll look back at your teenage years 20-30 years later (or sooner) and realize how foolish you were. Wisdom usually comes with age (though not always).

Join us. Join the Scrape Corporation.

Yep, I use some steel thing I got from the drug store for like $5. Works well.

Wrong but have a good day!

IDK but if you don’t find one on either, check Mbin too.

My washing machine and dryer: They’re 1990s Maytags that are nigh indestructible.

This is why I like my Garmin: It’s mainly a watch but has some extra functionality like heart rate, GPS, etc. It’s easy to block apps too.

I am frequently composing or listening to music in my head. It’s like a radio I can turn on and off, change stations, etc.

I don’t even really play any instruments with any regularity or write the music down, I just kind of entertain myself with it when I can’t actually listen to anything.

!micromobility@lemmy.world but I’ll admit, I am a little biased because I am a mod and regular contributor.

If you like bikes, boards, scooters, motorcycles, unicycles, or other personal transport, come check it out!

This sounds kind or ridiculous, maybe just don’t take people on the Internet so seriously?

No, I think you did a pretty good job when you printed this. You might’ve gone for slightly longer, but I don’t know that it would’ve turned out any better. You probably would’ve lost more details if you let it go for much longer.

Can we please have idiots who don’t know what the fuck they’re doing stop passing clueless laws?

No, not really. They are apparently 99% predatory scumbags or incompetent junkies who will fuck you over as soon as possible. They fill me with such rage that I have given up on using those lying assholes for almost everything except for roofing, some electrical, and some plumbing.

If you have to subject yourself to their bullshit: Always get at least 3 quotes from licensed bonded professionals. If they aren’t licensed and bonded, tell them to go jump into a wood chipper because it is 100% not worth the risk.

Nancy Grace

Gross.

Roman

Oh, ok.

Yep, I’ve volunteered off and on since I was a kid. I’ve done everything from volunteering at a museum to search and rescue. Usually it starts through a friend who is already doing it or sometimes meetup.com.

Reflash their firmware and make them do all my chores.

Hah, dumbass has to help Mrs. Pearson take out her trash and do your taxes! What a rube…