What’s the crime?

Day of the Dead can stay, because it’s awesome.

Liberace’s tomb just rattled.

Tub butter > stick butter

If you scrape it out a little bit at a time, it makes it much easier to spread than a cold square.

Probably because cars are personal and the rest are mass transit. It’s not yours, but you pay to get on board when needed.

I have to explain to non-English speakers why you get in a car or a taxi but get on a bus or train.

Just tell him his motivation is Timothy Dalton villain.

If you’re browsing Netflix, yeah.

If you have a queue in a media player of locally-saved episodes and movies, no.

Pop it in the microwave = heating the plate while keeping the food cold.

You might want to sit down for this, but the sun is also a star. We’re just really really close to it.

“And he ended it with a little dance, very nice. The judges will like that.”

I’m good, thanks.

Stretching a 4:3 image to 16:9, IRL.

“Be kind to your knees. You’ll miss them when they’re gone.” - The Sunscreen Song

Hard-braking is usually an indicator of bad drivers.

Though I’ve seen some roads that seem like they were designed to cause accidents.

There was one off-ramp in downtown Houston my dad took with me. It was a ramp that led to another elevated highway, so it was pretty far off the ground. But you don’t see until you’re already in it just how sharp the one-lane turn is…

I had never seen him get that close to losing his cool while driving before. He had to half his speed immediately coming off main artery to avoid drifting into the wall. A wall which had multiple tire mark going up it to the top of the wall.

I will always wonder if anyone ever got slingshotted over that wall and off the freeway by that shitty Marble Madness exit ramp.

I used to have a copy of my files, then the EULA changed and I didn’t know where the copy was.

I loved it when the keygen apps played music and did visual effects I’d never seen before.

“Did you find evidence of droids?”

“Uh, no, Sir. I didn’t find anything…”

“I don’t care if I have to get out on that runway and hitchhike!” Is a line I will never get tired of hearing.