He will defeat Metro Man in a court of law.

Bro walked to All Blue.

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Star Trek has multiple stories about people being accidentally cloned by the transporter.

Which implies it is creating a copy.

Which implies it is destroying the original.

Star Trek transporters.

“What killed the dinosaurs?

THE ICE AGE!”

Sounds like John Candy.

Go check out the main Pepper & Carrot webcomic. An insane amount of detail.

Babayaga Realtors.

“Who’s Charlie Kirk?” - Charlie Kirk’s wife

Jucika is the Hungarian Mimi.

Philosophical graffiti.

That makes me concerned about how much of it is actually mayonnaise.

How often do you get an xray?

The Man’s * episodes are funny as hell.

Man’s kitchen: “The microwave has three settings; Low, Medium, and Split your own atoms. Don’t look directly at the potato!”

When they said Follow you dreams, that’s not what they meant.

Jessica’s Thick Booty Prime

He means the Krampus, where the kid gets eaten.