git commit -m "directory_x:file_i.so: did x, y, and z; directory_x:file_ii.so: fixed t"

Psst,

git add -p

i already learned how to use my operating system, now you’re telling me I have to learn 30 new libraries that do the exact same shit?

I went on a trawl on email security and privacy.

It doesn’t fucking exist.

Regular mails w/e sure

But I’m never talking to someone via email again.

Drinking game: click on a random username in the comments section and take a shot every time they start talking out of their ass

My account doesn’t count (although I am flattered, weirdo)

let me paint you a different picture

i’m the one shoving you into a locker.

oh god we really are this stupid

who gets rich during a gold rush? these annoying cunts have found yet another way to profiteer off ur hate

you guys know that .sucks is selling shovels, hard, right? you’re not actually this stupid, are you?