i always like to chew on a seed or two, it’s like the almond-flavoured treat at the end

i locked my keys in my car 4 times in a year and i learned that the bigger and noisier my keys are, the harder it is for me to forget them

just drink more?

you can block the number and still donate even, like i get how it’s kind of annoying, but it does actually help people, not to mention it’s lowkey kind of good for you esp for the blood donations. i’m definitely biased tho, having an inflammatory condition and regularly donating platelets and plasma just helps my body not to hurt me so much, i’m done with a dono in prob 40min and i get a free saline and anticoagulant drip at the same time, try and catch me with a clogged artery. not to mention the socks and t-shirts, i do be rockin the red cross drip heavy.

i ate too many frongs and now i gay -_-

i think that what gets me about this, and yeah, eat the rich and whatnot, but this is coming at me as a person who cam be yr angle or ur deebil depending on lighting and how hard that weekend needed to hit, but yeah to everyone else too, fuck that guy

jordan?

okay, i remember reading some copypasta at some time or other specifically going over the idea of art as a tax write off with multiple parties and levels of the whole thing involved, does anyone remember what i’m talking about? that’s obviously the insider art.