Oh, I’ve seen this movie before!

“How in the hell did I get herpes?”

Theres food in the forest, I’ll need a oversized soaking tub.

On top of that its not like military maintenance is the best in the world, except for maybe the U.S. Coast Guard.

Probably also worth mentioning the majority of accidents with the F35 have been ruled pilot error.

I think I recently saw Microsoft put a request for 3x h4b visas more than the number of engineers they fired in the most recent firing wave.

Pretty sure it was rubber stamped.

Did you tell the teen “Then why the fuck are you talking to me? Get back there and start crackalackin!”

Whats the one thing you will always remember you ate and felt absolutely disgusted afterwards?

For me it was KFCs Double Down.

I’m confused by it too. Like if my kid gets accepted into Harvard but doesnt leave their bedroom how is the blame on Harvard or me or my Govt? The kids constantly bombarded by social media and addicting microtransaction games, blame them…

I guess if I won the lottery and didn’t have a job I could spend all that time and money to maintain all that shit.

Same problems in the U.S. childcare system, just a lot less reporting.

Yes, the full 5 seconds could have been enough to increase their survival. Instead they spent some of that 5 seconds debating.

I would rather my pilot be an expert at keeping us alive, not being a master debater like you.

What killed them was poor crew resource management. Instead of quickly working the issues and increasing their survival chances, they chose to investigate and argue about who shut off the fuel.

I must be really old because the only words I understood from that sentence was slurs and fucking stupid.

Republicans right now: “Thats antisemitic talk!”

It called Erdogan a Chïcķèñ.

As often as shootings are in headlines. Do the vast majority teenagers across the U.S. ever encounter a shooting in their lifetime?

I have a feeling the media might be blowing it out of proportion and any time someone throws a statistic it includes urban areas where gun crimes have always been a daily occurrence.

Or were you just making small talk?

I’ll let you know in a few minutes after this big black dot goes away from my vision.

For a brief time in the Seattle area you could actually run from cops and they couldn’t do shit besides go the speed limit and watch you drive off.

Those days are over now and cops are finally enforcing other laws… weird how that works.

My backup camera has little lines that show where I am backing up and change as I turn. So that combined with the 360 camera I will know exactly how I will fit in a parking spot. Also makes getting out faster since im usually an early bird to places.

You say pro-Israel but I was literally permabanned from a couple of subs for asking for a source other than Hamas. Then when someone insulted me I made a joke about them taking sides. Apparently it was a mod who reported me to the admins as harassing a mod. Boom account is permanently banned from reddit for breaking their rules… again.

I do love how many times I can just make another account when I piss them all off.