retractable

So Chewie’s a grower not a shower?

Given that Chewie runs around naked but we never catch a glimpse, I’m fairly certain Wookiees mate like birds via cloacal kiss.

He has a monkey.

If they think making printers incapable of printing dicks, they’re going to be sorely disappointed when I show them what you can do with a photocopier.

lol, yeah. He’s got a great imagination, questionable execution, and should never be allowed to write dialogue. I’ve never forgiven him for trying to turn space magic into “actually it’s some symbiotes that live in your blood”. Bruh, space magic was better because whatever the Force is, it’s wildly inconsistent and entirely plot driven. Sometimes you can pull a Star Destroyer out of orbit, sometimes you can fly through the vacuum of space, sometimes you can crush a dude’s throat a few light years away, some times you can do all that but you don’t have the high ground and are absolutely fucked. Whatever man, space wizards with laser sword and telekinesis; fuck yeah.

Based advertising teams know that doubling up on allyship messaging is next level woke.

It is. In old canon there was the idea that Plagueis and Palpatine trying to create “life” in their quest to cheat death might have been why the Force responded by creating Anakin. There was also a fan theory that Sidious secretly used the Force to impregnate Shmi to create the perfect apprentice, but that was based off an awkwardly drawn comic panel that seemed to give that impression but the writers stated that was not the intention. Currently, Anakin is pure will of the Force. Per Lucas, the intent of the story was what we got in the Prequels and OT- Anakin/Vader’s actions balanced the Force by reducing the two competing sects to nothing, and despite being a “Jedi”, Luke is not a Jedi like the order had been, he’s far more balanced and will be because he’s not dogmatic. The return of Palpatine in Legends (Dark Empire) and Disney both violate Lucas’ original intent.

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

I don’t know about in other places, but where I live if you see a domestic somebody dumped in a park you are free to take it home. Years ago when I lived on a farmstead and had the means to care for them I ended up with a decent little flock of freebies.

3rd.

But jokes aside, Albert getting hooked on morphine and Pa taking him to a cabin in the woods to get clean was actually pretty accurate. And later when Pa found the guys who shot Albert and nearly beat them to death was far more violent than your average “family” show.

He’s more machine now than man; twisted and evil.

Bruce Springsteen - Born in the USA

CCR - Fortunate Son

Twisted Sister - We’re Not Gonna Take It

RATM - Killing In the Name

The Holy Quad of songs that were written for one opinion and will forever be utilized and replayed by those who don’t get it but think it’s speaking to them.

Just gonna drop Jeff Buckley’s Hallelujah cover for consideration as to why this is a top tier song.

https://youtu.be/y8AWFf7EAc4

“Oh no, you want me to die? Are you going to make that happen?”

“No, but I’ll wish it.”

“Eh, well, best of luck.”

If I die painfully from cancer it’s because I’ve been smoking a pack a day for 26 years fully aware that it can cause cancer, not because some rando hoped I would. If you want to kill me, put some effort into it.

All good, like Minor Threat, I’ve got the straight edge.

(Not really, I’m smoking a cigarette and buzzed presently.)

Ironically, there’s nothing in the Bible that explicitly calls out premarital sex as forbidden for Christians. It mentions “sexual immorality” and adultery, but doesn’t specify what it considers “immoral”. Even in the OT, if a man seduced an unmarried woman he either had to marry her or pay her bride-price. Also, Mary was engaged to someone else when God knocked her up.

Hiking, gardening, baking, painting, writing.

I mean, if my kid was a wealth hoarding, kid diddling, entitled, exploitative little shit, I’d wish some cancer on them.

Your error is that you’re punching down. If you can find a 12yo billionaire with a rap sheet like Donald Trump, fuck it, that’s a pretty terrible human being and it’s got a lot of years ahead of it. But most kids aren’t that vile. They’re not even in control of their own day to day lives, much less running governments and industry. Killing them solves nothing. Besides, they’re already getting cancer from the waste of the capitalist system, so you don’t even have to wish it; they’ve got it.