lmao I want some of what you are smoking

git the gubberment outta my paycheck, thats socialism

hail king trump long like the king

hey where’s my social security check?

you mean hallucinate

lmao nah that was billionaires and the threat of violence

right? it’s only ok when you aren’t joking and run for president

and I too don’t wear my seatbelt because not everyone gets in a car accident

if you can’t afford retirement you can’t afford kids

also, sky diving without a parachute is real pretty if you ignore the landing

that sounds great when we’re not literally living the ‘this is fine meme’

cool, how do I plant dollar bills and a non-nazi government?

mist Americans can’t afford kids, the main reason is simple as that

curious what happiness rates look like in real first world countries

if you think your kid is keeping you out of a nursing home i have news for you

better to make 3mil+ and get in a really good assisted living and a well payed lawyer

welp our country is imploding

iran and germany say lololol