It’s only ever you in there. They just put away the props, take off the makeup, and get ready to argue about which color of pants should go with those shoes your spouse hates but you like so much.

Fair point

Don’t you basically only need to change the pronouns you use to ask about their Significant Other, and maybe change the “when are you going to have kids?” to “when are you going to adopt a kid?”.

Starts with a “oh shit these old people have expensive healthcare needs!”, proceeds to “how the hell are we going to pay for their elder benefits?” (Social Security in the US), and eventually to “even their houses got gobbled up by the banks and private capital when they had to reverse mortgage their homes to pay off their medical bills and live out their final days…”

Don’t 👏 eat 👏 diseased 👏 meat 👏

It’s like the best way to prevent police brutality and murder: simply make them individually liable for damages and require them to carry insurance for it. Bad actions make you uninsurable, and the rest of your department more risky (expensive).

Unless…

pours drink Game on.

Nice! An actual replacement to Nextdoor.

“Because it benefits Russia” is honestly the most cogent reason I’ve heard for his obsession with Greenland.

This is capitalism people. Hire a parent doula. Let them do the busywork of digital parenting like minding internet activity, scheduling playdates, managing ad blockers, paying the Roblox allowance, or whatever largely digital activity your kids are involved with.

Charge nurse*. She is the main character whenever she’s in frame, no question.

ADAB

Everybody loves buttons. Cheap to make, super creative outlet, and if you become part of any group they’re great for building the community.