Send their office an invoice for whatever, they’ll probably just pay it.

I 100% agree, the warrant alone wouldn’t be enough

At it’s core a house is an inhabited building. I think an occupied outhouse might work even, if you stuck a much of them together with the vampire in the middle. I’m envisioning like a 3x3 porta potty cube with a vampire in the center one.

But yeah I think there would have to at least be a person in each one

Hey, I’m an amateur vampirologist. Feel free to tell me to go F myself if you disagree, but here are my thoughts.

In most media I’ve seen it’s not the property line, it’s specifically the house.

Subletting leads to an interesting conundrum that I’ll have to explore more but on its face I think it checks out. I also think it’s very silly and would love to see a work that explored this.

As I understand it, you’d have to build them pretty close together so it couldn’t escape, especially if it can turn into mist or fly, but theoretically I think that would work too if you could build fast enough.

Corporate propagandists have infiltrated so much of the discourse it’s almost impossible to make any positive change. Eat the rich.

Space grass

https://youtu.be/wQYue6eZmlU

It sounds like parts of it became the Mediterranean, Black, and Caspian Seas

…the Aristocrats?

The Color Out of Space, I think he does really well in that and it’s scary as fuck.

The Wicker Man, because of the scene with the bees is priceless.

And of course, Mandy. I will not elaborate further, just watch it.

Your house isn’t level. Nobody’s is. Get it to look right and that’ll be good enough

PepsEco I think, I don’t see the “I”

Probably like some Brian Eno

Revved up like a deuce, in the middle of the night

We could but I mean he’s already got experience

Yeah but now I know that there are 28.5 grams in an ounce

Keith David’s president from Rick and Morty, because of the soothing baritone.

Thank you for letting me know, I’ve been saying it wrong for years

Walking around looking like Mordecai lmfao

I have my grandma’s speed square I use it every day, it’s from 1987

What if it’s a bar fight