Well the first bullet point explicitly says “a random rural area in your country” so yeah

I’m not going to prison, and the police are unlikely to believe me. So I would dispose of the body best I could, scrub my shit down, and start going south until I hit Mexico.

Same thing I do for money now, handyman shit

No one bugging me for eternity sounds pretty nice

Lmfao I’m about to do this to my kids. Thanks for the share.

It’s the “Innsmouth Look”

Pretty much all roots reggae, Wailing Souls, Culture, Buju Banton. Reggae answers the question “what if Christian Rock was cool”

19 year old me would say “lmfao, how are you still alive?”

The Ancient Greeks believed that you had to exercise the body and mind so that checks out

Jesus Christ he’s in his 30s?

This is the only correct answer.

I go on reddit every now and again, but the Lemmy experience is better.

Costco

Listen, sometimes I bang the gong. If you can’t “handle that”, maybe it’s time you find friends that don’t work on the railroad in 1850.

The next time Mrs Bizzle calls me a degenerate for my deep fryer experiments I’m going to bring this up, wow. I’d never heard of this.

The other day I fried a banana that was actually surprisingly decent

Our food is garbage compared to Europe food because our government has actively hated us for decades and completely sold out our health for big business interests. But, the kind I usually get is FarmRich I think. They’re pretty decent.

Sometimes I deep fry shit that has no business being deep fried. Weird shit. It’s a problem. But I get all the mozz stix I can eat which is… also a problem 😅

I got a deep fryer for mozzarella sticks they’re straight 🔥

What do you listen to?