That inconsistency is not exclusive to women’s undergarments… I bought a half-dozen of the same American Apparel hoodie in different colors… very different fits.

“This is a prison”

When?

If you take the community summary above the rules to be the definition of a showerthought, and if you count “standing in line” as an everyday activity (since it was during the standing in line, not the voting, when OP had the thought), I’d say it’s not breaking rule 1 either.

Oh, there’s a new rule?

I don’t think this is a political post, though. OP is not using this post to endorse a candidate or policy.

What rule(s) did OP break?

Deadpool & Wolverine has multiple characters enter in slow-mo, one after another. The last entrance in the series was pretty cool.

That’s just what Katie Tiedrich’s face looks like.

He did tell her he didn’t want her.

Sure? Someone’s gotta.

Why is there an apostrophe in Trekkies?

And then he became a SLASHER… of prices.

A hallway is a kind of room.

Yer mum’s rectum!

Nah I don’t know

I don’t think everyone should watch this. That movie fucked me up as a kid.

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Good establishments don’t have their gift cards expire.

Gift cards are great if the recipient often shops at a given store, but the giver isn’t sure what they want.

Let’s say I’ve got a friend who loves board games. I don’t want to get them a board game, because A. They might already have it, or B. Someone else might get them the same one. A gift card to a game store would be the perfect gift for them.

I think the problem in your case was that a Dunkin gift card wasn’t a great gift for you specifically, but the giver was trying, so don’t be too hard on them.

Blue

Gender-nondescript, like a drawing in a school book

See above

Tennis ball size

Square, particle board like Ikea furniture

Some of them I extrapolated upon after seeing the questions because having unknowns in your mind’s eye is not uncomfortable to people with intellectual integrity

I didn’t say I hated it.

If I hate a book I don’t finish it.

Worst book I’ve finished?

Probably Fellowship of the Ring.

Return of the King was great, though.

There are worse books I started and put down.