Heh

Colon-ize

I personally like “Men v2.0”

Boots with the purr 😻

NTBDBIWDFTA

Remember, take extra care not to forget capitalization and formatting, spelling Jell-O™ as jello, for instance, greatly increases the risk of genericization

Cute! XD

I’m a sucker for fruity pebbles (I actually prefer the malt-o-meal bag version)

Breakfast cereal

My wife and I both agree that it’s a dessert, not a food XD

Pokemon

Be sure to have it scanned for a chip!

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/17/style/rawdog-flights-term.html

He got them Hezbollah earbuds

I get that feeling, I have a long-haired orange cat and we constantly have to cut mats out of his armpits XD

It’s forever in there! 🤩

My guess is that he was very badly matted, so they shaved him at the beginning of “fat camp”

Really obese cats can’t groom themselves well enough, so they get really bad fur mats (especially long-haired cats)

Given what he does with just a utility belt, I’d be terrified of Batman wearing that thing!

He’s so darn proud of his cowboy son 😭

Dance!

It doesn’t create a permanent product like the things you mentioned, but it’s definitely a method of artistic expression =)

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