Wikipedia doesn’t back me up. They say the playboy bunny outfits are stylized after the logo, and the logo was approved by Hef because: “The rabbit, the bunny, in America has a sexual meaning; and I chose it because it’s a fresh animal, shy, vivacious, jumping - sexy. First it smells you then it escapes, then it comes back, and you feel like caressing it, playing with it.”
I think the “sexual meaning” he’s referring to is the “breed like rabbits” idiom but … even in that case, there seems to be a little more to it.








You could look into ESG and SRI funds. There’s no guarantee they will keep their value, but they are relatively easy to liquidate if you need the value converted to cash.
You can sink capital into community infrastructure to use it for good, but you might not be able to liquidate it easily (or at all). It can be still be considered an investment, if you actually to value the good that the infrastructure does more than you value the capital expended. If your value is only “cash value”, then it’s not an investment, but it still might do good.
Good luck finding something. I’m in various ESG funds until I hit “my number” and then I will start directing all the capital I have in excess of “the number” to “good” that’s not under my control, primarily through normal, no-strings-attached donations to local charities in my community.