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assuming this means hanging out with an exact clone of myself:

we would play a game of chance to see who gets the laptop and who gets the pc, then we would play minecraft together.

we could also play card games, chess, or some board game, although i wouldn’t really talk to the other one since there wouldn’t really be a point or anything new to learn that i couldn’t learn by just thinking (as we would be the same person).

oh, we could also watch shows or a movie but i dont think it would feel like hanging out since we’d both just sit quietly and watch it.

so yeah, i would hang out with myself, and i wonder how rock-paper-scissors would go

“azeitona” in Portuguese

“azeite” is olive oil

well i sure hope this is satire or some way to bypass twitter moderation or something like that

my phone case is transparent

isn’t 4 expected behavior? if i open an application i expect it to be focused when it opens

⅓km

That would make time more unrelated to the sun, which is pretty important.

Thanks for clarifying that

I don’t understand this comic. White nationalism and penis size are unrelated, as far as I’m aware.

it’s sway

I use Zen because it looks better than Firefox

Edit: just installed IronFox on my phone due to this thread.

honestly i really hate that. i managed to get rid of it auto copying selected text (don’t remember how) but seriously how do i disable pasting with the mouse wheel, it’s never what i want to do

Relevant for SwayWM users:

• https://github.com/swaywm/sway/issues/4511

• https://github.com/swaywm/sway/pull/7312

Relevant for Firefox (or similar) users:

• Disable middlemouse.paste in about:config to remove this behavior, as Firefox handles this separately

Well, yeah. That’s why OP can’t tell 100%, which is why I put the meme saying “That’s the neat part, you don’t [get to know, with certainty, if people here are bots or not]!”

Perhaps not a native English speaker? I’m not sure if OP edited the title, but it seems readable to me, with only a minor typo (“coulc” instead of “could”), and “artist” instead of "artists’ ". Of course, “which artists would you choose?” may be a better way to phrase the question itself.

“If you where stuck on a deserted island and coulc only listen to 4 artist music, who would you choose?” is not that hard to read. I have not seem their replies, though.

Tally Hall

Femtanyl C418, actually. Listening to Femtanyl on a deserted island would drive me insane, lol.

Jack Stauber

Will Wood

Relevant: (Wikipedia) Turing Test

A cow is too complicated, I would rather rotate a banana. I’m actually doing that right now, just rotating a banana in my head.

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