

Depending on what counts as a “magnet”, the loss of magnetism could destroy the universe.
Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!


Depending on what counts as a “magnet”, the loss of magnetism could destroy the universe.


You have died from dysentery.
But not small ones.
Only people who live in the country.


Yes. My mom called it “hugging hands”. I don’t remember when we stopped doing it, but it was probably when I was around 6 or 7 years old.
Also, the census doesn’t only count citizens.
A reflection in the glass of the window.
You have to use your imagination


Left-to-right, top-to-bottom:


“Make out” makes out so many things.


“Here come the test results: ‘You are a horrible person’. That’s what it says, ‘a horrible person’. We weren’t even testing for that!”


A Nintendo64 with several game cartridges. It’s a little flaky, but it still works for the most part.
Pfft. Real programmers use butterflies
Carthago delenda est!


Californian. No.
It wouldn’t solve any problems that can’t be solved by other means, and it would create new problems that we haven’t had to worry about before. It’d be a net loss for everyone involved.
It may be possible…
It may not be necessary…