Sweetener, there’s way too much of it. And the majority of jokes are at the expense of the definitely not autistically coded character. Definitely not because the character will insist such to the camera and not because he wasn’t actually coded, cause he definitely is.
I… don’t understand?
Hooray! I’m so glad, as a human, that were so comfortable with failure since it’s something we all do. And we know that we can admit when we fault and we can then do the work of righting the wrong instead of continuing going forever because we can’t be seen to have made a mistake. /s (fucking devastatingly so)
HTTP 418 is the “I’m a teapot” code
Conservatives correctly identify the location of anxiety, but not the source of the issue. So, a mismatch of anxiety over healthcare costs leading to mistrust of healthcare is, like, textbook conservatism.
Take the anxiety over one thing and use it to stoke fears related to that anxiety.
But you have heard of me. Wait, shit, fucked it up
Muppets in Space
Holy shit! This is it, the actual comic I read was a copy of JLX. I thought I had temporary insanity as a kid, reading a comic about Mr. X, leader of a teenage group of mutants, whose actual identity was the Martian Manhunter.
Huh. TIL
Came here to say Stonetoss is a Nazi, comic beat me to it
Pretty close to my bones hurting, but no cigar
There’s no conservation of mass. Magic turned them into a bird. Any energy missing from the system went into the magic.
D&D ain’t no Brandon Sanderson crunchy magic shit. It’s Tolkien “this shit happened cause I magically said so” shit
EOTW is Eye of the World, the first Wheel of Time book
What does Wheel of Time have to do with fallout?
“You see a warehouse in the distance”
“Is that like a Werewolf?”
“It is now! You are underleveled and overfucked!”
Now I’m covered in grease!
Unus Annus
Those math questions that rely on purposeful ambiguity in order to drive engagement are annoying as fuck. It’s like “congratulations, you just proved that in math (and questions in general) if you’re not clear with what you’re asking, people will get different answers”. What fantastic value! What a novel hypothesis! Now fucking knock it off. I’m tired of literally everyone screaming about how their way is right when it doesn’t fucking matter, the question was asked in a bullshit way in order to piss everyone off.
Bonus, PEMDAS, BEMDAS, PE-MD-AS. It’s a goddamn terrible mnemonic that twists itself in knots to make the acronym work, rather than to make the order of operations clear. Screaming it doesn’t make your shit any clearer anyways.
A child without one parent isn’t a child, it’s a clone. And those clearly don’t have rights in the galaxy far, far away.
“Just some worthless arm bracers. Just sell them for the Atium, they’ll definitely not come up again”
Yeah, cause he takes all the fun parts of their jobs (catching bad guys, killing civilians) and replaces it with paperwork after they wait another hour for the guy in the web to be removable.