humor is subjective
Fucking hilarious
Was gifted a lightly used Keurig machine. Partner started noticing little roaches everywhere in the kitchen. She was halfway through a cup of coffee when she opened the water reservoir and spotted a few floating in the water. I opened the machine and the machine was full of them.
Roaches can lay up to 32 eggs/week, and I think a roach mom had at least one good week in the Keurig.
Friend had said he didn’t want it because it was attracting roaches. He claims to not have known it was carrying them.
Sounds like ball lightning
TIL
Next time it happens try to predict what will happen in the next 30 seconds and say it out loud or write it down before it happens. If you can’t, it’s natural Deja Vu
Now now.
You glance at other markers too, but 66 fires a special, primed network.
I’ve had cats and dogs, and in my sample, cats have been better at navigating boundaries. Also, the beans. Also, the everything.
It’s my understanding that some of them even heal and can be torn again
Yes, and so I must give it back.
I remember that I didn’t exist before and that was fine.
A touch of humility helps too… why should I get benefits that beetles and dogs don’t?
Life only exists because of death. I wouldn’t want to take life away from the world by avoiding something I’m not meant to avoid.
Neuroscience… probably computational
Fun fact: Every Mastodon account has an RSS feed. Just add “.rss” to the end of their public profile URL.
I’m not sufficiently educated on the subject so I can’t argue either way, but the defense I usually hear is that the sparse farmland states and the densely populated city states have different needs, and that the majority of the population living in cities shouldn’t be making decisions for the rest of the country. So it gives each state an equal say in the executive branch; Otherwise the most populated states hold all the power.
If there’s a problem with this defense of its pro’s, please educate me. I’m not being sarcastic.
*diaspora had something like this, but only in the sense you could easily migrate your identity with a few clicks. Not the same as a SSO, which would be great, imo.
Feddit federates with lemmy.world. You can see lemmy.world content in your feed, just make sure to subscribe to the communities there you want.
You handed all your data (including your browsing history) to Meta just to take a look around?
They could offer the slickest interface and keep people locked to their friends. That interface can use protocols that make it difficult/impossible for non-Threads instances to play ball (ooh this cool new feature is only available through the Threads app; Oh, my basement.world.ml.xyz can’t read that content). There are many ways to EEE, and I’m sure we haven’t even thought of some ways Threads could use.
I think defederation is our only option to protect what we have.
Honestly, AI trained on successful governance and social satisfaction would be a better president than what we have now. Then again, so would my cat.