There’s a St. Petersburg in Florida? That place must be insane.

And hamberders

Yeah kids aren’t going to engage with something like that if they’ve never seen a bill in their lives, or even had their own money to spend. Music is universal, and 6 to 8 is exactly the age when they can start developing talent.

They’re not round, they’re square!

Or, pretending that the food is delicious, then opening a restaurant and immediately getting shut down because people keep finding bits of glass and nails in their food.

Also, Bush and Blair at least tried to go through the UN, before they just ignored it and did it anyway. This time it’s just “oh I guess we’re at war now”.

This is how you do engagement bait

Imagine being the guy in Shin Bet who has to draw a hoax children’s drawing, leaving the office to buy crayons.

What if Trump Derangement Syndrome were in the DSM?

IDK but I’ve definitely self-diagnosed with it.

To steal a tip from JB Smoove - walk around with one shoelace untied. Someone will notice.

“Hey, your shoelace is untied”

“Oh, thanks”

Ice: broken