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  • poses a reasonable threat, or contributes to evidence of a credible threat.

    And who decides ‘reasonable threat’? The people who are joking along with you on preddit or the people locking you in the Epstein cell temporarily until your tria-- ohhh, nevermind.

    Note to Canadians: armed American federal cops have come to major Canadian cities to arrest Canadians for something illegal in America but not illegal here - like selling hemp seeds were - and taken them to America for processing. It’s fucked up.






  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.catoAsklemmy@lemmy.mlAm I a bad person?
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    8 days ago

    My sister started a pet store. Took her 1 year to plan it all out and get it lined up. And she opened.

    Theft was a constant problem from day one. Kids would steal aquarium filters and similarly pointless stuff. She installed cameras. She reported them to the cops. Nothing fucking changed.

    She bailed out after a few years when the lease came up, losing her shirt but not her house, and now manages a vet hospital owned by some vets. They have no end of customers but definitely a list.

    Steal from a retailer like that makes it okay? Just fuck you.






    • literally. There’s the door.
    • ‘emails’. Like ‘traffics’. Learn why.
    • ‘startup’ vs ‘start up’ (see shutdown and so many others)
    • irregardless. Just follow the ‘litchally’ clod out.
    • ‘the ask’ for ‘the request’ or ‘the question’. Because life imitates a used car dealership. See ‘the spend’, ‘action this’, and whatever cocaine and flop-sweat gives us tomorrow. Go sell a car.
    • ‘unless…’ NO. Finish the Sentence.
    • when ‘could’ve’ became ‘could of’ and no one laughed their ass off at the guy, this was our missed opportunity.

    Bonus: my friends are parents of elementary-school children. ‘Skibidi’ is one of so many words they researched carefully to make sure and screw up its usage as often as they can. It’s a game, and I think they secretly keep score of eye-rolls earned. They’re doing hero’s work.