katy ✨

brb crawling into a hole and crying

javascript is to web developers what powerpoint is to sales people

that’s definitely just braius doomseed

because it’s not the 1400s and you literally need an engine in a sailboat when docking or ferrying or, you know, when there’s literally no wind.

perl logo is just the infopop ultimate bulletin board logo.

rust: you’re about to get a blahaj and a tiny blue pill.

microsoft: hey lets set up onedrive and make it your new documents folder for everything on your computer

also microsoft: oh yeah you only get 15gb unless you pay more but we won’t tell you that and once full you can’t use your documents folder

actually just found out they kinda did it on the 2018 version (though it was more like larping less d&d) -> sir kermit the brave

ok but hear me out.

this but the muppet babies.

“why did you block me we’re trying to have a debate”

“because i want to shitpost about doctor who on twitter not debate some random dick about how they think i shouldn’t exist”

why is there drm and anti cheating on a single player game

i was referring to germany in the 30s and 40s… but yeah, look at the governments of italy and hungary (and previously poland)

germany making laws suppressing speech and criminalising free thought? never seen that before

don’t blame me i voted for turbo pascal

fediverse bringing back bulletin boards and forums would be a great thing.

the internet became a worse place when we lost bulletin boards and forums and got reddit and ai.

diva did nothing wrong. diva was giving mum a pressie.

they look like they’re plotting to excommunicate you for putting the hat on them :3

rocket did nothing wrong

hey ive seen this one before this is a classic

i mean at least he documented it.