hey are you a fellow human?
yeah
cool grab me a glass of water please
uhh i don’t work here
We are hiring a fellow human for low wages but you might get great tips
what do i need to do?
youll be a servant to rude dirtbags.
can i call myself a waitress instead please?
No our culture requires official titles to be fellow human for all staff and patrons and you will all go by the name Sam
hey are you a fellow human? yeah cool grab me a glass of water please uhh i don’t work here
We are hiring a fellow human for low wages but you might get great tips what do i need to do? youll be a servant to rude dirtbags. can i call myself a waitress instead please? No our culture requires official titles to be fellow human for all staff and patrons and you will all go by the name Sam