Oh no I’m such a thief ahah don’t call the popo. I pay the service and products when I pay the bill with the agreed prices. If US companies are so broke and poor that they can’t even pay their people, they should close. I don’t beg for money when I work, disgusting.

Stop tipping in EU. Last time someone asked me to tip in Germany got a 1 star review.

Not tipping is theft now? Is everything ok bud?

In a normal scenario yes. This is not longer a normal situation. You support Trump? You better start hiding…

Such delicate snowflakes these ceos…

Imagine sending your friend a minigame and you accidentally sign him up for lemmy

we can redesign the on onboarding process.

🛑 stop explaining new terms 🛑 fuck infinite list of random names with anime girls (what do you want me to do,read!?)

Make it like a map and turn instances into buildings (or gardens/circle/doesnt matter). Show some stats like how big, who i can talk to, topic. Gamify the experience so the fatigue turns into curiousity.

“Ppff my pasta trick, walmart can section 346-aisle 96-shelf 215b between shampoo and dog food, is great! I love the taste of asbestos and lead with poorly mixed ingredients i found at the last moment in the garden.”

Gnam 😋