“We cant promise you much other than, if you visit us, we can guarantee you’ll come back again !”

That’s a really hard guarantee to live up to. It almost sounds like an ominous threat.

Maybe you didn’t read my post correctly. Again, using quotes this time, what about my post says it is OK to dox people?

Please point out to me where I said it was okay to dox people. I’ll wait…

So your response to feeling possibly in danger by someone calling you by the wrong name is to murder them? That’s totally normal and not at all unhinged.

The Friends episode was about how the tailor kept moving Joey’s penis around with his hand as he was taking measurements, and Ross let him know that wasn’t normal. I only know this because I went down a rabbit hole trying to find the movie I’m thinking of.

There’s a scene in a 90s comedy about that where the tailor asks which side he wears his pants on. The main character looked very confused until his friend explained it.

Is it rude to say, “You know what? I think I’ll walk.”

Nah, as a taxpayer I strongly advocate making our military vehicles look like animals.

Really? Dammit!

I had a whole animal based joke playing out with bird fish seal, but I couldn’t find an animal term for an army person. I thought about saying seal but couldn’t tell what kind of military person it was sliding down the line.

I fucking love the picture of the bird flying the boat while the dude slides down the line.

Only if you are pushing boundaries of the performance of the helicopter. Yes, they are designed with a specific balance in mind, but that balance is an envelope not a single number. They need to have capability to add people as well as have those people move around in flight. Some are designed to carry payloads/cargo, too, which can be variable in weight and shape. Have you ever seen a rescue helicopter flying with a gurney dangling by a line, swinging in the wind with a patient strapped to it? Same thing.

If I were to have guessed I would have said squid came from both squalo meaning shark and squamata for reptiles like snakes. A squid is like a snake shark, so squa-ish. Add some shift in sounds over the centuries and it becomes squid.

Some people don’t want their intellectual property packaged in a paid system without getting paid themselves.

I have a beard because my fiancé says I have to keep it. I’d have a stubble face (clippers only, no razors) every day if I could.

And my understanding is that Amarone wines also let the grapes dry out a little to concentrate the flavors. Not raisined, but just a bit shriveled. I love Amarones.

A robot lawnmower costs between $700 and $3000. A fence starts at around $5000 and can get into the $30,000s easily. It’s almost like you have no idea what you are talking about. Additionally, if the person needs a lawnmower then having a robot one isn’t a much bigger expense.

Finally, to really highlight how stupid your responses are, you do realize that cats can jump fences, right? A normal house cat can jump 6ft quite easily, and outdoor stray cats jump onto our 8ft tall privacy wall all the time.

Cats hate citrus peels and red pepper/chili powder or flakes. They will stay away.