You respond to my being vulnerable with pedantry?

Any dregs of positive feeling I might’ve had for this are far overwritten by their passing that measure that guts voting rights to the senate.

Thanks for the encouragement.

Right now I’m trying to make an online shop for a friend’s hobby, and did some web stuff when I was a teen, but I always get hung up on php/mysql stuff.

It doesn’t help I’m a minimalist cheapskate and am trying to use the bare minimum to set her up (namely nearlyfreespeech hosting— which doesn’t hold your hand; and drupal). I’ll get far enough and hit a roadblock, step away, then come back and forget where I was and just start over.

my attention span can never do these.

someone has to near-literally force my hand into learning anything for me to do so, and even then I’ll get put on academic probation from a for-profit now-defunct arts college.

yayyy just what we need! more nukes!

i hate that all the people who came off paranoid of a global child-abusing cabal were right, but are now— for some reason— defending said cabal.

the guns nuts always have the right amount of anger, just pointed at the wrong targets.

Other things that would work for me:

• take drum lessons
• any metroidvania game
• take an art history class

Yogisms were adapted into many moments of The Simpsons and Futurama. His wit was big in the writers’ youths.

https://yogiberramuseum.org/about-yogi/yogisms/

It’s 1:1.

(it’s an old Yogi Berra quote)

Nobody goes there, it’s too crowded.

Memes make the world go ‘round. The language of the web.

How is babby formed? All your base are belong to us. Do you have stairs in your house? The whistle goes woo woo. Foot doctor.

…the bacon narwhals at midnight.

if there does happen to be a god or any semblance of an afterlife I have a looooooooot of questions.

number one how dare you? number two get fucked. number three reset the server already.

There is no apostrophe missing. I am asking if you would like the rays of sweet babies.

😀 … 😀 would you like some Sweet Baby Rays?

lol I didn’t even say when I got my vasectomy and you’re coming in hot there with the accusatory questions. not gonna bother with that energy 👋

I’m feeling pretty smug about opting to not have kids between this and the fascism— though I admit I didn’t see the fascism coming when I got my vasectomy.

There was a mostly unremarkable slasher called Thanksgiving that came out a year or so ago and the only thing I recall really enjoying about it was the slasher opting to make sure the cat was taken care of after slaughtering their owners.

Do you have any idea how much cremation costs? Put ‘em back.

Nnnnngh. NNNNNNNNNNNNNGH. BAZINGA!