As long as you didn’t bring that provoking pooch with you.

I legit enjoy getting scared so much that the few times I’ve experienced sleep paralysis I’m like “oh boy! it’s happening!” —but apparently that is exactly how you end a sleep paralysis episode is to just know that it is one/knowing it’s one helps relax you back into sleep.

Really bums me out.

This having negative votes adds to the joke.

I thought it was funny. Absurdism humor is hard to do.

Ah snap thanks for the reminder.

I know it’s all automated these days, but the mental prep isn’t.

What an interesting carpet pattern. I almost thought they were on a beach.

nah it’s just me sucking the life force out of people who groan at dumb jokes

I remember hearing a dunk on vegans a while back that went “how do you know someone’s vegan? they’ll tell you.”

but in my experience it’s more like “how do you know someone hates vegans? they’ll tell you.”

I’m willing to forgive them, but take my forgiveness with the grain of salt that is my clown fetish.

Given my lack of self control with sugar and sodium, I’d probably OD on propofol if I had unchecked access to it. I can sleep for eight hours without any noisy neighbor or birds waking me up? What’s the catch?? Except the OD part of course.

Yeah I should’ve hyphenated cream-filled to maybe break up that consistent gap.

I would literally doodle these on a notepad, take a photo with my phone, jack up the contrast, then put the text in using my handwriting as a font; all in ~10 minutes with barely any QA. I’ve been meaning to remake/re-draw them, but I know myself and the more work I put into it the less I’d enjoy it.

My retirement plan likely involves explosives and a penthouse or penthouse-equivalent that may or may not be occupied by the richest, douchiest person I can successfully stalk.

My inevitable colon cancer diagnosis is the go signal.

/s tag for when this comment comes up as “exhibit a”

unbelievable

…that the cops would show up that fast

It’s me. I’m the artist. I don’t sign my work.

I’ll put OC in title next time?

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i’d like to think his dumbass is still saying that every time he’s caught doing heinous shit.

like he represents himself in court and that’s his entire statement.

if the comedy shown in that trailer was the highlights, i think i’ll pass.

…I mean that they/them joke’s been done so many times there’s a community devoted to spotting them. then it undoes the punch to republicans with the racist joke by saying everyone’s racist, which has also been done/it was a whole Avenue Q number.

then again i’m dead inside and haven’t been laughing at a lot of comedies these days, so this is probably a me problem. I thought Naked Gun was alright tho.

weird seeing pics of him having aged after he’s been out of the spotlight for so long.

bruh he even admits to strangling an ex and has accusations from 20+ women— statistically, one of them’s gonna not be white (not to mention statistically, attempting to strangle a woman has a near 100% chance to lead to murder).

maybe under other circumstances your unshakeable loyalty would be admirable, but here it’s just untenable and comes off dogmatic at best and suspicious at worst.

Also his dad got a man and two kids killed for neglecting safety standards during the filming of The Twilight Zone movie.

Not a great family.

…he was found guilty of assault. He was even sentenced to domestic violence intervention. There are multiple-- not just one-- unrelated, independent persons who have accused him of abuse …this isn’t even one of those “well all of the charges were dropped” scenarios like Kevin Spacey.

He went from white to black so I don’t think we’ll be hearing any allegations like this about him again.

by all means, expand on this.