There were a lot of dog sized dinos and nobody cares about them, which means you’re right!

We’ve proved the popular religions wrong definitively, but the truth’s turned out to be unbearably horrifying for most people.

We’ve got way more figured out than what religious people think.

Faith is the rejection of the possibility of producing a hypothesis.

It’s not much of a cliffhanger. The daughter is going to blow the lid off the company. The only question is whether Gemma ever gets her memories back.

The first season said what it needed to say.

If there was ever a show that didn’t need a second season this is it.

but why would you want to?

“He’d say door A or he likes little butts.”

I visited a company that outsourced its IT to India. We were delayed 24 hours because the guy who could whitelist our computer on their network was asleep. It was the middle of the night where he lived.

Me: <starts a heredoc>

jetbrains: This heredoc goes on FOREVER!

Me: I’m going to close it…

jetbrains: <dies>

In an interview, Douglas Adams said after lengthy consideration John Cleese picked 42 as the least interesting number.

That’s what people say, but in practice people have their own ideas and just project them on to god.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez started before 1970 but his career stretched long after.

If you work at the same place long enough, you’re forced to remember over and over again.

How about “the fairer sex”?

Kitchenaid for kneading + measuring ingredients by weight = consistent bread

real question: are vegan chefs ok with cooking eggs?

The chef eats the egg they botched the worst.

Nothing is more fun than rolling for perception.

I think this is way off base. It’s easy to make yourself single.

Cheaters either think they will get away with it, or are lying to themselves about what they are doing.

“My partner won’t mind so much.”

“Nothing that feels so right could be wrong.”

“I’m not the kind of person who cheats, so considering the circumstances, this doesn’t really count.”

No you’re not wrong. There’s a reverse fallacy called the ludic fallacy: an unwarranted belief that the rules of the game describe how the game actually works.

“Given a fair table, if red comes up 99 times in a row, what are the relative odds of getting red vs. black?”

Mathematician, falling for the ludic fallacy: 1:1

Realist: You’re wrong. The table isn’t fair. Red is more likely.

However, people tend to underestimate how likely long runs are at a fair table.