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I like to believe they forget he’s there and he just appears scaring the shit out them.

like this.

back when it was about how cool you could make your website, or how many gifs you could fit on your page before it ruined it, something I don’t think anyone succeeded in.

Yeah, I learnt a few things about the internet that day, you could make your own website and there were awesome weird websites out there, then my grandpa taught me about piracy, those two things lead me here.

I don’t know the date, but I know the first website I saw, the dude who setup our dial up tested it by showing us his late 90s website about accordions. it was glorious.

what if I get shot by an anti aircraft missile?

It’s such a fun game, I recommend giving it a go, it’s one of those games you can play for a long time or just a quick little run through. it’s on PS4 now I’m pretty sure.

Ziggurat.

it’s a first person shooter dungeon crawler, the levels and enemies are procedurally generated, sometimes you can get a room with enemies that are one hit kills, then walk into a connecting room with 3 different over powers enemy types coming at you from all directions.

its face paced and fun as fuck to run around killing shit with magic wands and magical guns.

no playthrough is the same.

Nobody and I mean nobody can burn Trump quite like Trump can.

I’ve told everyone I work with that this is all an act and I hate most people.

Yeah, let Poland invade someone for once!

I’ve been hoping for that big EMP from the sun I keep getting told about.

3+7

I droped LSD while working at a fuel station and it was the only time that people came back in to see my boss to tell them how great of a server I was. I even had a cool conversation with two cops who came in, which was terrifying because I also had my bong and weed in the toilet room behind them.

Thankyou, that’s all I wanted!

Well could the bloody tell me then!

Rock, Animal skin, jaws.

I’ll stop jacking it if you stop watching me, untill then imma be out there doing it San Diego style.

It surprises me that there aren’t more shows like that, just some random dude bursting through your job calling you all twats and pointing out where you failed, then helping you fix it.

I want carwash nightmares or retail nightmares shows.

They now have enough salt to wage war on the slugs, the slugs win will be temporary until the ants weaponize the salt.