dumblederp

I consider myself an ex-buddhist, there’s a bunch of useless pricks in the community. All preaching about compassion for the world without lifting a finger to help anyone and partaking in their weekly Tibetan karaoke sessions. Plus they’re killing off Muslims in Myanmar. Having grown up in the community, fuck em. Like most religions, the people claiming to follow it don’t actually perform any of the teachings, they only go through the motions while patting themselves on the back.

I used to drive a land cruiser around the farm while the men threw hay bales off the back tray. I would’ve been about seven, pottering along in first gear. I was too small to throw hay.

Wilfred (AU).
Mork and Mindy.
My name is earl.
Kath and Kim (AU).
Flight of the Conchords.
Mike and Molly.

I’ve worked at Maccas. I’ve seen someone sneeze on a tray of half made cheese burgers they were holding, put the bun on and proceed to wrap them for service.

Watched an employee of the local chicken shop tip a dead rat into the alley gutter recently. Not only didn’t they bag and bin it, just tipped it into the gutter out the back of the shop. It’s put me off the place, what other dodgy things aren’t I seeing?

Even commercial food processing, eg grain to flour, has acceptable contamination limits for things like rodent feces and even rodents and that limit isn’t zero.

Same for me when I lost weight for jiu-jitsu competition. Moving from a big husky guy to a big athletic guy (while working in a pub) I suddenly had so many women flirting with me.