In my head canon, yellow shirt guy drew the design on his own shirt as well

Maybe he set up a custom dictionary entry or something so that if he types 3 a’s it changes it to “This comic is shit”

As long as we’re throwing out media with similar plots

It’s either music or my thoughts, and my brain is a real asshole without something to keep it occupied

And then the worm started developing bazooka and grenade technology for self-defense

Kings, most likely

Why accept the spelling of the first word but then say you have no idea on the second one?

Orange at the far end got too far away from the brain cell, didn’t realize there were comfy cat shaped grooves it could lay in

Holy shit this is an insane bit of trivia for work tomorrow, thanks Squid

Technically, you can’t say “don’t do it” without saying “do it”

We also would have accepted

One’s in case you’re having a good time, and the other’s in case you’re having a really good time. It’s the Reverse Ted Buckland starter pack.

Meanwhile, we’ve all had even more experience chewing than using any particular utensil, and yet fucking cheeks and tongues get bit

Ain’t no party like a Liz Lemon party cuz a Liz Lemon party is mandatory

I like how it’s like a gradient not just of coat color but also reaction to the situation, from left to right:

1: let me go!!

2: let her go!

3: what’s all this then?

4: head empty, just vibing

Obviously the crew are the people who make the store pop up overnight as soon as [smaller retailer in your area] goes out of business, and break it all down once halloween is over

But what if you got enough break on it to get the batter to swing at a baby outside the zone?

“This Handroid gets terrible reception”

“Or sooner. Much sooner.”

-Leonardo DiCaprio