The future that sovereign citizens didn’t know they were striving towards
The future that sovereign citizens didn’t know they were striving towards
You don’t roll around much? Jail.
You roll around too much? Believe it or not, jail.
We have the best dice in the world. Because of jail.
No amount of soft skills will get people to read signs though
5e Marut: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that
Watch out for that Cloaker, Steve Drowin!
Level Up A5E: I’m here too guys!
Player: Somehow rolls Fuck You +1
GM: …
GM: Uhhhh, I’m gonna need 15 minutes
Yeah, everyone who said it was #MorbinTime will surely be #CravinKraven this holiday season. Buying tickets is another thing…
I’m about 60% certain there’s a magic item that’s essentially a chainsaw in WotC 5e material
They just want to humblebrag about pegging the DM
Meanwhile, me as a STR Fighter:
c/troutoftheloop
For your information I’ve had my birthday since joining Lemmy, so I’m 38 now (and therefore everyone else is too)
They don’t need to seduce you.
If anything I think that makes it all the more valuable that they go to all that effort anyway. Who doesn’t wanna be wined, dined, and have-their-soul-drained-leaving-nothing-else-behind every once in a while?
He died for our tides
Seems like writing 6 films so quickly would be super tough?
Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Well okay then.
YOU’RE WELCOME!
I don’t know what came over me, but I hope you feel grateful.
My child, you dare question the will of the profits?