As soon as 60 year old me from the future comes along and tells me how to unfuck everything up, I’ll pass it along to 21 year old me

That’s a very unique hammock you’ve designed Mr. Cat

Brain empty, beans full

I’m proud and ashamed
Every Fourth of July
You got to know the truth
Before you say that you got pride

“are there any questions?”

Damn atheists! They ruined atheism!

They specialize in treating constiptation

Sailor Moonshine

I don’t know if those wash so much as just shine(o) the ball(o)

Today I Dearned?

Looks kinda like what that James guy that does photoshop requests would come up with

Sounds like it has 0 miaowgenta, that’s about as low as it gets

More like 6969 and the 5 is a red herring

Pfft, teacher’s pet, answering every question.

Worf: Yes, many times

I can fix her

Just a little uppies, as a treat

The DM rolled a 3: Fear Ray

At first I was afraid…

Then the DM rolled an 8: Petrification Ray

…I was petrified

And the person failed their saving throws, resulting in the above conditions.

Why benefit lot people later when few rich guy get richer now?