c/unexpectedhamilton but not really cuz if you hadn’t done it I was going to

Based on it having two screens and a picture with a pinky extended, I imagine the money detector is useless as it will always be activated in such close proximity to Mr. Moneybags here with the fancy calculator

This is one benefit of the default upvote on one’s own posts, you can just skip over it because you know you’ve already seen that comment.

Whoever named those must be descended from the people that named Iceland and Greenland

Back when the game was skill based instead of RNG

Joke’s on you, I just plagiarize my backstory from other media or roll for it randomly

Memetics is a theory of the evolution of culture based on Darwinian principles with the meme as the unit of culture. The term “meme” was coined by biologist Richard Dawkins in his 1976 book The Selfish Gene, to illustrate the principle that he later called “Universal Darwinism”.
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Richard Dawkins (1976) apparently coined the word meme independently of Semon, writing this:
“‘Mimeme’ comes from a suitable Greek root, but I want a monosyllable that sounds a bit like ‘gene’. I hope my classicist friends will forgive me if I abbreviate mimeme to meme. If it is any consolation, it could alternatively be thought of as being related to ‘memory’, or to the French word même.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memetics

The extra hour is for his nap time

Understandable, if perhaps less whimsical

Spoiler: we know they’re cowards, even without this … toot? Is this Mastodon? Is that the right terminology?

One must imagine OOP happy

Some random news editor: Why is Pete sending this to me?

New trade offer:

I receive: 10k gold, unencumbered status

You receive: 2k cheese wheels, encumbered status, strained marriage

This is how I felt binging all the Jurassic Park/World movies. Stop trying to make dino parks and soldiers happen, they’re not gonna happen.

I thought about that, but I felt it more apt that we’re playing a different game entirely. I also thought about saying we’re just the board that the real pieces are marching on top of in their power struggles.

But Odysseus and Stanislaus are human names?

“Why yes I do happen to also be the author of the textbook for this course, why do you ask?”

Modern chess would just be two types of pieces, pawns and oligarchs, winner gets all the marbles from Hungry Hungry Hippos except for 1 that we, the hippos, are allowed to fight amongst ourselves to keep

Good, I didn’t wanna learn calculus anyway