David From Space

“If a tree kills alone in the forest, does it make a sound?”

~Durkon Thundershield

Step 1: Vibe Coding

Step 2: AI become sentient

Step 3: AI uses backdoors placed in vibe coded projects

Step 4: ???

Step 5: ???​???​??

Step 6: Singularity

Step 7: ???​???​???​???​???​???​???​???​???!

Step 8: Profit Post-Scarcity?

oh, to have a familiar that shares your fashion sense

Surely this one last permutation…

Don’t worry, if the bridge breaks there are two backup bridges conveniently located close by!

They be grace, they be elegance, hey those cats a’ sitting two a’ pence!

Just put Dot as GM, she can keep the brothers in line.

OH MY GOD SHE’S ADORABLE

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I get the joke, but with no prior context it’s kind of a jerk move to assume the player already opened it if they asked for a perception OR an investigation. A Mimic would normally just ambush you OR attack when the player opens them. If it was opened it’s probably already attacking, and if it was closed then performing a perception shouldn’t cause initiative until rolled (if the mimic noticed you noticing it, for instance).

I’ll…I’ll crawl back into my dingy nerd tavern now…

Ah, this looks like it’s a snap to use.

unrepentant nano gang rise up

what a dirtbag

He did THIS

https://marketplace.atlassian.com/users/70121%3A1ccab27d-4147-479d-98fe-598695691aca

“This is why we can’t have nice things.” The license change sucks but makes total sense. I guess Dave Kinne there fucked around and found out, to the detriment of everyone.

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In order to convince you she should be spayed, please look up what you need to do with a q-tip to a queen in heat to get any peace and quiet. It’s no fun for anyone involved.

yeah, what’s United Fruit Company, I mean, Chiquita up to? Uh…uh oh!

Yeah, you might need some combination of fail2ban for rude AI and cloudflare caching or something.

I imagine Autumnal Damage would be similar to winter arriving in Bone, but with falling leaves.