Superman was sent to conquer Earth in the new one

A legit sexbot murder involves a robot squeezing the life out of its victim with its cold, robot hands. I will accept nothing less.

You think these fuckfaces give a fuck about their possible future health?

Lived in Massachusetts for a decade, it ain’t just Canadians lemme tell ya

Not strictly true in all states https://www.ncsl.org/elections-and-campaigns/counting-absentee-ballots-after-a-voter-dies

Robin the cradle

…until they actually do it

Even with two pieces of evidence right in front of my face, I still can’t explain the appeal

I hear that Jens might have some cocaine and maybe a machine gun, better start cruise missling fishing boats to keep those dirty Greenland drugs out.

Who remembers beating the shit out their TV to get red to work again? Different times

Wow you’re right! Your comment:

✅ Makes a valid point

✅ Does it consisely and with meaning

✅ Doesn’t repeat itself unnecessarily

Would you like me to compliment your commenting skills further?

Oh yeah well fuck you too OP!

This is one of my all time favorite comics. The looks on their faces are just perfect.

I’m stuck in 2020 still. Help!

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Realllly depends on the city. Some places won’t even reply to you for months, and when they do it’ll be a bullshit answer because you’re not of the developers bribing them with millions of dollars…

Not as unwatchable as what’s unfolding today

Blowjobs save lives!

Everything is shitty, just different shades. 50 shades of shit.