My, that’s a nice tnetennba.

This fucker fucks.

This has been so thoroughly debunked. Food doesn’t decompose if it dries out before it has the chance to, and thinly-sliced meat patties easily lose water to evaporation.

If you want to see a McDonalds burger decompose, keep one in a fridge for a few weeks, which will keep it moist.

You seem legit to me. Maybe a little too legit…

I’ll buy that.

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Just kidding, fork it over.

It’s “hole up,” by the way.

Stop defending lazy rhetoric where the common-sense rebuttals practically write themselves. Healthcare is imporant.

If you need paragraphs to explain it, it’s not a good metaphor.

Nothing much, what’s going on with Jim Carrey with you?

Keep in mind that they can be pressured by others into doing something they don’t necessarily “want” to do. Making your intentions clear can be useful.

Wow, impressive! Can you walk us through your thought process?

A central principal of the fediverse is decentralization, and to that end, it’s healthier to spread the users across many instances than to have folks concentrated too heavily on any one.

It’s certainly healthier for the whole to have users spread across instances, but that’s a matter of emergence. What’s your pitch to convince an individual to choose a smaller instance, when it’s far more likely that their instance will cease to exist, taking their identity, history and hosted communities with it?

You’re only missing content if your instance defederates from another and vice versa or if you block instances yourself.

You’re missing content from communities that no one on your instance follows yet.

The Dude abuilds.

Unless they’re thinking “Film?”

Appreciate you, but I think I had it right.

I’d interpret their requirements as “desktop with WiFi and modern browser.”

Something something keys and something table

Nice try, Rocky.

A more charitable possibility: there could have been an honest four-year cycle of design explorations and presentations of options, revisions… none of which will never see the light of day thanks to internal politics, and the company just non-deciding on a safe option.