The blue comes from Cobalt Chloride, a very toxic substance. I’d keep that microwave separate from your food. Same with any ovens and dryers you use.

When the bug is fixed, this community won’t be.

Why are these never listed as using the German language?

Sugar fucks you up.

Like it isn’t hard enough to determine what is real or not on the Internet already. The only April fools things I see are from companies these days. It’s boring.

Mold has roots, they’re everywhere under the fuzzy part, and apparently can’t see them.

I didn’t know this and don’t want to know this.

With the line of 7 or 8 people holding 3 items waiting behind them I thought it was a bit selfish not to use one of the four open staffed lanes.

Yesterday this mf brought a whole shopping cart full of groceries to the self-checkout. Three of the checkouts were down so there were only 3 open. Not the spiciest, but like, damn.